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Studenti Pobeđuju, or the Vote That Has to Happen Before Dawn

Writer: TheEditorInChief
TheEditorInChief
5 days ago
3 min read

After the turn of the century In the clear blue skies over Germany Came a roar and a thunder men had never heard Like the screamin' sound of a big war bird. Greeting peeps down BOCO / Belgrade ways! With elections right around the corner it's time to get serious about removing entrenched socialist elements using elected government positions for their own personal gain as the people suffer. Will you join in this revolutionary battle or will you merely sit back and watch? Budući da su izbori pred vratima, vrijeme je da ozbiljno pristupimo uklanjanju ukorijenjenih socijalističkih elemenata koji koriste izabrane državne dužnosti za vlastitu korist dok narod pati. Hoćete li se pridružiti ovoj revolucionarnoj borbi ili ćete samo sjediti i promatrati? Do what? Up in the sky, a man in a plane Baron von Richthofen was his name 80 men tried, and 80 men died Now, they're buried together on the countryside Sorry peeps having trouble with that Internet thingy. Must have hit the wrong button. Early voting in North Carolina starts October 15 - have you reviewed your ballot? Do you know the races and the candidates for Congress, District Court Judge and School Board? In the nick of time, a hero arose A funny-lookin' dog with a big black nose He flew into the sky to seek revenge But the Baron shot him down ("Yes, he's flying again") You say you didn't even know there was an election this time or when the voted started and haven't given it a bit of thought? Don't worry about it man and, considering the progressive (SNS) Democrat attack ads are sickening decent folks across both the krajina and Down East with their West-ern obfuscation of the facts (to be brought out in federal court, likely in February) you ain't missed nuttin' but a bunch of slick consultants lining their pockets. Misliš da je u Beogradu loše? Čovječe, u Sjevernoj Karolini moraš plaćati natpise za dvorište koji reklamiraju glavnog kandidata na listi. U tijeku je operacija „Velika bundeva”. Pro Tip: Always best to file federal lawsuits after the election unless you are holding high pocket pair or consecutive suited 7+, then you want to raise pre-flop and file that suit early. (Also known as the Elle Gambit - which locally is a sure winner. Elected local elements might be best to fold them weak cards they are holding or somebody gonna lose their - the taxpayer's - whole stack.) Now, Snoopy had swore that he'd get that man So he asked the great Pumpkin for a new battle plan He challenged the German to a real dog fight While the Baron was laughin', he got him in his sight Sloboda nije besplatna. Ovi su izbori posljednja prilika za mirno rješenje. SNS ne želi mir, stoga se sjetite tko ste i – ako treba – ponašajte se kao da je 1389. godina.

What is all that? Man, if that's what passes for rap these days, we all be trackin' for a frackin as Captain Starbuck liked to put it. Maybe it would be better to talk about our great local Republican school board candidates and how one of those small races in the wood is closer than it should be. Maybe talk about how important turnout is for our Congressional candidate ( she is fantastic and will be out a couple days at early voting - plan to vote early and meet "the Colonel"). And for goodness sakes are peeps gonna let a good man from Hyde County for District Court Judge be defeated by a political appointee - despite the local bar voting heavily for the Man from Hyde County? C'mon folks, time to wake up. The plan is a winner if you just show up to vote - early is best The other side does not have enough voters to win - but this time they are all showing up as they (think they) smell the kill. You have the power - from Pinetown to Prishtina, from Blounts Creek to Belgrade, you have the power. Whether your election date is October 25 or November 3. You would think that by now people would understand not to bleep around with the West. FAFO That Bloody Red Baron was in a fix He'd tried everything, but he'd run out of tricks Snoopy fired once, and he fired twice And that Bloody Red Baron went spinnin' out of sight Grandfather Kaiser Wilhelm Institute Berlin December 17, 1938

 
 
 

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